The Bar Exam

The Law Bar Exam is hard. It's the hardest exam I've ever taken. It was harder than my Gateway Final from freshman year. I think I'm only one of 2 people who ever failed that class. Anyways, for those of you who might be curious, here's one of the questions to the essay exam:

Question 1

Bloggers are nuts

Dear People who think Valerie Plame, Jeff Gay Reporter Man, and Jordan Eason are relevant to real life,

THEY AREN'T.

Next year, no one will know what you're talking about.

People barely care right now.

Move on to your next completely irrelevant ad hominam attack story. PLEASE.

Social Security Reform

So Alan Greenspan says that the current system needs "more than tinkering" because the current system is not fully funded and due to changing demographics, will be "very difficult to manage." In Greenspeak, this might mean, "Holy S*&# Chicken Little! The sky is falling!"

Here's the article.

Valentine's day

Yesterday was Valentine's Day. I'm not sure I trust Valentine's Day. Saudi Arabia says that it is an affront to Allah. But then again, what does Allah know. He's been in paradise for eternity and all those ladies up there are STILL virgins.

According to the History Channel, Valentine's Days originated from ancient festivals:

"The boys then sliced the goat's hide into strips, dipped them in the sacrificial blood and took to the streets, gently slapping both women and fields of crops with the goathide strips. Far from being fearful, Roman women welcomed being touched with the hides because it was believed the strips would make them more fertile in the coming year."

ah, the good ole days.

Is it wrong to sign your roomate up for a documentary involving Lesbian Latinas?

I'm Back

Friends, Romans, Country Men... I have returned from my exile in Michigan and I will now openly communicate to all with my dizzying thoughts on life and the universe.